“Oh, they are getting me to Dallas,” she says, white earphones plugged into a black Samsung. Because seriously, a windshield wiper motor? Like they couldn’t have figured out that was broken last night? When the plane landed and taxied over to Gate A9? Please watch your step. Moving walk is nearing its end. Thank you. Caution! Moving walk is nearing its end. Please prepare to exit and watch your step. Thank you. “It sat overnight,” says the other. “It was dry last night. They